Deja Moo: The Feeling That You've Heard

A Blind Bloke Walks Into A Shop With A Guide Dog. He Picks The Dog Up And Starts Swinging It Around His Head. Alarmed, A Shop Assistant Calls Out: 'can I Help, Sir?' 'no Thanks,' Says The Blind Bloke. 'just Looking.'

A Friend Of Mine Drowned In A Bowl Of Muesli. A Strong Currant Pulled Him In.

'doc, I Can't Stop Singing The Green Green Grass Of Home. 'that Sounds Like Tom Jones Syndrome'. 'is It Common?' 'it's Not Unusual.'

Doctor, I Can't Pronounce My F's, T's And H's.” “well You Can't Say Fairer Than That Then

A Jump Lead Walks Into A Bar. The Barman Says "i'll Serve You, But Don't Start Anything."