Deja Moo: The Feeling That You've Heard

I Went To The Dentist. He Said "say Aaah." I Said "why?" He Said "my Dog's Died."

Two Cannibals Eating A Clown. One Asks The Other, 'does This Taste Funny To You?'

I Went To The Doctors The Other Day And I Said, 'have You Got Anything For Wind?' So He Gave Me A Kite.

Went To The Corner Shop - Bought 4 Corners.

So I Was In Tesco's And I Saw This Man And Woman Wrapped In A Barcode. I Said "are You Two An Item?"