I Am 39 Years Old, And I

I Got Jury Duty And I Didn't Want To Go, So My Friend Said, "you Should Write Something Really Really Racist On The Form When You Return It. Like, You Should Put 'i Hate Chinks'." And I Said, "i'm Not Going To Put That On There Just To Get Out Of Jury Duty. I Don't Want People To Think That About Me." So Instead I Wrote, "i Love Chinks." And Who Doesn't?

I Happen To Think That There Are Already Tons Of Perfectly Good Babies Out There Already Born.

Smells Definitely Do Have A Crazy Impact On Me.

I Didn't Lose My Virginity Until I Was Twenty-six. Nineteen Vaginally, But Twenty-six What My Boyfriend Calls "the Real Way".

The Best Time To Have A Baby Is When You're A Black Teenager.