I Happen To Think That There Are

You're Supposed To Have Friends You Can Tell Anything To.

I Didn't Lose My Virginity Until I Was Twenty-six. Nineteen Vaginally, But Twenty-six What My Boyfriend Calls "the Real Way".

Well, I'm Not Afraid To Say Something If I Think It's Funny, Even If It's Harsh Or Racist.

I Don't Really Like Saying "the Gays"... I'm Not Sure Why. I Suppose I Say "the Jews." But I Don't Say "the Blacks." I Guess Because I'm A Jew For All Intents And Purposes And To Group People Together Of Which I Am Not One In Such A Casual Way Feels Disrespectful.

They've Got Great Parents; I'm Just Trying To Be The Fun Uncle.