I Happen To Think That There Are

I Was A Bedwetter Until I Was About 15, And It Was Humiliating.

My Mom Was Always Someone Who If, Even Now, I Say I Met A Certain Famous Person, She Always Says, "she's Married To So And So!"

I Like To Think Of Myself As 'hot-larious' I'm Cute, But I'm Totally Approachable.

The Good News Is Hopeful Doesn't Mean Dumb. The Bad News Is Cynical Doesn't Mean Smart.

I'd Rather Have A Girl Exposed To Me Than 25 Women In Prom Dresses Vying For A Stranger.