I Happen To Think That There Are

I Didn't Feel So Different Until Maybe, Like, Around Third Grade. Kids Started Blaming Me For My People Killing Jesus.

If I Don't Do Stand-up For Two Weeks, I Get Freaked Out.

I Was Minnie Mouse For Halloween, Every Year When I Was Little. Then, I Had The Cinderella Nightgown, When I Was Really Little, That I Begged My Mother To Wear To School. I Was Also Snow White A Lot.

I Don't Wanna Be Labeled As Straight Or Labeled As Gay. I Just Want People To Look At Me And See Me As White.

Everyone's Got Their Own Velocity, And There's No Real Time Frame With Comedy.