I Am Very, Very Proud Of My

I Have Given Up Trying To Be Happy. It Is No Use An Leads To Nothing.

My Little Dog, He Did Not Get Ill. It Is So Funny That People Get Ill On A Boat And Dogs Do Not.

For A Married Woman To Flirt Is A Sin.

I Am Very, Very Proud Of My Ability As A Cook.

You'll Never Catch A Man If You Let Him Think You Are Too Smart.