I Have Given Up Trying To Be

Yes, I Am Seeking A Husband. As Soon As The Right Man Asks Me, I Shall Say, It Is Not Good For A Woman To Live Alone.

I Wish To Please The People, But I Want To Make Them Cry, Perhaps. There, I Have Said It.

It Is Quite Lovely Being Single, And I Much Prefer It.

I Do Not Say Anything From Jealousy.

My Little Dog, He Did Not Get Ill. It Is So Funny That People Get Ill On A Boat And Dogs Do Not.