You'll Never Catch A Man If You

I Have Never Known The Time When I Did Not Wear Stays. My Stays Are Part Of Me.

I Have Given Up Trying To Be Happy. It Is No Use An Leads To Nothing.

I Do Not Say Anything From Jealousy.

It Is Quite Lovely Being Single, And I Much Prefer It.

I Am Very, Very Proud Of My Ability As A Cook.