I Am Thankful For Laughter, Except When

Does Art Imitate Life, Or Does Life Imitate Tv?

I'm Short Enough And Ugly Enough To Succeed On My Own.

When I Am In New York, I Want To Be In Europe, And When I Am In Europe, I Want To Be In New York.

I Had A Mad Impulse To Throw You Down On The Lunar Surface And Commit Interstellar Perversion With You.

Once Munching Has Begun, Schopenhauer Held, The Human Will Cannot Resist Further Munching, And The Result Is A Universe With Crumbs Over Everything.