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I Am Thankful For Laughter, Except When Milk Comes Out Of My Nose.
-Woody Allen
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I Am Thankful For Laughter, Except When
Woody Allen
I Am Thankful For Laughter, Except When Milk Comes Out Of My Nose.
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