I'm Awash In Self-contempt!

I Didn't Believe In Reincarnation In My Past Life, And I Still Don't.

There's Nothing Like The Discovery Of An Unknown Work By A Great Thinker To Set The Intellectual Community Atwitter And Cause Academics To Dart About Like Those Things One Sees When Looking At A Drop Of Water Under A Microscope.

Should I Marry W? Not If She Won't Tell Me The Other Letters In Her Name. And What About Her Career? How Can I Ask A Woman Of Her Beauty To Give Up The Roller Derby? Decisions...

The Last Time I Was Inside A Woman Was When I Went To The Statue Of Liberty.

The Food Here Is Terrible, And The Portions Are Too Small.