I Am Here To Fix The Problem

You Have To Live Before You Die, Or You'll Die Before You Live.

Relax, I'll Get It. (said To Kato After Clouseau Knocks Him Unconscious)

I Writhe When I See Myself On The Screen. I'm Such A Dreadfully Clumsy Hulking Image. I Say To Myself, "why Doesn't He Get Off? Why Doesn't He Get Off?" I Mean, I Look Like Such An Idiot. Some Fat Awkward Thing Dredged Up From Some Third-rate Drama Company. I Must Stop Thinking About It, Otherwise I Shan't Be Able To Go On Working.

We Don't Want To Start A Nuclear War Unless We Really Have To, Now Do We Jack?

You'll Catch Your Death Of Cold. Clouseau: Yes, Yes I Probably Will But . . . Its All Part Of Life's Rich Pageantry, You Kneau.