To Label Any Subject Unsuitable For Comedy

We Don't Want To Start A Nuclear War Unless We Really Have To, Now Do We Jack?

Relax, I'll Get It. (said To Kato After Clouseau Knocks Him Unconscious)

If You Ask Me To Play Myself, I Will Not Know What To Do. I Do Not Know Who Or What I Am.

Gentlemen, You Can't Fight In Here! This Is The War Room.

To See Me As A Person On Screen Would Be One Of The Dullest Experiences You Could Ever Wish To Experience.