To Label Any Subject Unsuitable For Comedy

You Have To Live Before You Die, Or You'll Die Before You Live.

It Won't Be Easy, That Is Why I Have Always Failed Where Others Have Succeeded.

Women Are More Difficult To Handle Than Men. It's Their Minds.

Finally, In Conclusion, Let Me Say Just This.

If You Ask Me To Play Myself, I Will Not Know What To Do. I Do Not Know Who Or What I Am.