Women Are More Difficult To Handle Than

If You Ask Me To Play Myself, I Will Not Know What To Do. I Do Not Know Who Or What I Am.

When You Have Been Killed As Many Times As I Have, You Get Used To It.

Conversation Like Television Set On Honeymoon... Unnecessary.

I Writhe When I See Myself On The Screen. I'm Such A Dreadfully Clumsy Hulking Image. I Say To Myself, "why Doesn't He Get Off? Why Doesn't He Get Off?" I Mean, I Look Like Such An Idiot. Some Fat Awkward Thing Dredged Up From Some Third-rate Drama Company. I Must Stop Thinking About It, Otherwise I Shan't Be Able To Go On Working.

To See Me As A Person On Screen Would Be One Of The Dullest Experiences You Could Ever Wish To Experience.