I Am God And My Lawyers Are

These Are My Wakeup Cupcakes, Some Anti-depressants And A Cellphone Book.

There's Not A Lot Of People Expressing Anger In The Culture. They're Expressing A Lot Of Hyper-exaggerated Sexuality.

I Can Turn On The Radio Right Now And Be Inspired.

If I See A Chick Playing Guitar, I'm Drawn To That Band Immediately. I Want To Know Everything, Even If It's Completely Electronic. But You Have To Really Get My Attention If You're Male. I Can't Help It. It's Part Of My Nature.

I've Been Screwed By As Many Women As I Have By Men, In Terms Of Lawyers. But Lawyers Don't Count. If You Take Lawyers Out Of The Equation, You Have A More Fair Playing Field. There Is A Sisterhood.