I Am God And My Lawyers Are

It's The Horsey-shape Piece That Moves In An L Shape. It's What Makes Chess Complicated, And Why Stupid People Can't Play Chess. Go Play Checkers! Knights Are The First Piece You Look At. They Elevate The Game. No Chess Master Wants To Lose Her Knights.

I'm Pretty Normal In Some Ways. In Some Ways I'm Completely Extraordinary, And In Other Ways I'm Completely Weird And Eccentric.

I Have No Intention Of Dying Young And Being Some Stinking Rock'n'roll Person.

Mainstream Success Is Important - That's Probably Anathema To An Indie Publication Like Pitchfork, But It's What I Believe Having Experienced It Personally.

How Does Macy Gray Or Kid Rock Not Win Over Christina Aguilera?