I Am God And My Lawyers Are

There Are Songs About Abortions, About Slashing Your Arms With Razors, About Imagining Your Own Funeral In New Orleans, About Rock Stars Cheating On Their Wives, Sex.

When My Mother Was Trying To Teach Me How To Make Friends When I Was A Kid, She'd Bring Girls Over To The House And I'd Give Them All My Clothes. Nothing Changes, I Still Do It. And Then I Wonder, "where Is That Really Nice Isabel Marant Dress That I Spent A Fortune On? Oh My God, I Gave It To Liza."

The Road Of Rock And Roll (much Like Life) Is Littered With Broken Dreams And Death. And It's Our Job To Overcome These And To Survive.

I Don't Really Miss God But I Sure Miss Santa Claus!

To Me, 'selling Out' Means Everyone Bought A Ticket.