I Used To Do Drugs, But Don't

Remember, If You Write Anything Nasty About Me, I'll Come Around And Blow Up Your Toilet.

When I See 16 Year-olds Waiting For Me, I Just Want To Spank Them And Give Them Guitars And Tell Them To Start Bands. It's A Bummer That Girls Have To Respond To Rock Artists Sexually Instead Of, Like, 'wow, Me Too!'.

My Mentors Are People Like Cameron Crowe And Carrie Fisher.

I Think Self-destructiveness Is Given A Really Bad Rap. I Think It Can Also Mean Self-reflection And Poetic Sensiblity. It Can Mean Empathy, Hedonism, A Libertarianism.

How Can You Love Me If You Dont Know Me? I Stink Really Bad.