I Used To Do Drugs, But Don't

When I See 16 Year-olds Waiting For Me, I Just Want To Spank Them And Give Them Guitars And Tell Them To Start Bands. It's A Bummer That Girls Have To Respond To Rock Artists Sexually Instead Of, Like, 'wow, Me Too!'.

These Are My Wakeup Cupcakes, Some Anti-depressants And A Cellphone Book.

A Good Stylist Knows That And Is Not Going To Push You To Wear Something That You're Not Comfortable With.

If You Treat A Girl Like A Dog, She Is Going To Piss On You.

Don't Be Bitter And Mean 'couse You Don’t Fit In, It’s A Gift. Look At You. You’ve Got Your Individuality, You Don’t Have The Herd Instinct, You Can Read Neitzsche And Understand It. Only Dumb People Are Happy.