I Used To Do Drugs, But Don't

There Are Ten Commandments, I've Only Broken Three.

Much Of My High-jinx Have Been Drug-related. When You're Under 30, Whatever, But Once You're Past 40 It's Just Ugly.

I Never Expected I Would Be Connected To The Alpha Male As Some Kind Of Ancillary Object And To This Day It Mystifies Me.

Twitter Is An Amazing Thing, Because People Follow Each Other And They Can Make Friends.

I'm Covered With Loser Dust.