I'm Dyslexic, I Have Attention-deficit Disorder, And

I Am Going Through Changes

International Rock Star - Gravy Maker Extraordinaire.

If I Could Have Just One More Wish, I'd Wipe The Cobwebs From My Eyes.

I Can't Change The Past, But I Can Try To Make A Better Future For Me.

The Jesus Freaks Were The Worst. While The ‘suicide Solution’ Case Was Going Through The Courts They Followed Me Around Everywhere. They Would Picket My Shows With Signs That Read, ‘the Anti-christ Is Here’. And They’d Always Be Chanting: ‘put Satan Behind You! Put Jesus In Front Of You!’ One Time, I Made My Own Sign – A Smiley Face With The Words ‘have A Nice Day’ – And Went Out And Joined Them. They Didn’t Even Notice. Then, Just As The Gig Was About To Start, I Put Down The Sign, Said, ‘see Ya, Guys,’ And Went Back To My Dressing Room.