I’m A Lunatic By Nature, And Lunatics

I Live In A 9 Million Dollar Turd.

I Open The Door For Old Ladies, I Help Old Ladies Across The Road. I Do A Show For Leukemia Every Year, But I Don't Broadcast That Because It's Against My Image.

I Didn't Really Like The Taste Of Booze. I Liked The Effect It Did On Me. But I Can't Say I Savored A Glass Full Of Chablis Chablis 1932. I Drank Whatever S - - Was In Front Of Me And Got Me Buzzed.

I Tried Heroin Once And I Didn't Like It. It Frightened Me.

I Hyperventilate Opening A Box Of Chocolates. I'm The Most Nervous Guy In The World, A Frightened Little Man On Red Alert From When I Wake Until I Go To Sleep. I Was Born With Fear.