With Time, People Forget To Say, "darling

I Used To Fantasize That Paul Mccartney Would Marry My Sister.

There Was A Cinema Called The Orient Outside The Community Centre Where We Rehearsed In Six Ways, And Whenever It Showed A Horror Film The Queue Would Go All The Way Down The Street And Around The Corner. 'isn't It Strange How People Will Pay Money To Frighten Themselves?' I Remember Tony [iommi] Saying One Day. 'maybe We Should Stop Doing Blues And Write Scary Music Instead.'

They Said I Would Never Write This Book. Well, F**k ’em – ’cos Here It Is. All I Have To Do Now Is Remember Something... Bollocks. I Can’t Remember Anything.

I Don't Read The Bible. Not Because I Don't Want To, I Just Haven't Got Around To It Yet. One Day Perhaps I'll Pick It Up And Look At It.

The Most Unbelievable Thing About My Behaviour Is That I Was Convinced It Was Entirely F**king Normal.