I Am A Quick Study - I

I Had A Wonderful Experience On The Golf Course Today. I Had A Hole In Nothing. Missed The Ball And Sank The Divot.

It Was A Special Show That Became A Cult Classic Of Sorts, And I Made A Lot Of Money For It.

I Am A Quick Study - I Can Memorize A Script In An Hour - But I Can't Remember A Name Three Seconds. I've Even Forgotten My Wife's Name On Occasion.

Sometimes I Wonder How I Got Into Comedy At All.

I Remember That The Priest Finally Said To Me, 'you Wouldn't Like To Have A Religion That Makes Things Easy For You.' Now I Know That Both Faith And Intellect Are Components Of Religious Belief.