It Was A Special Show That Became

I've Been Paying Alimony Since I Was 14 And Child Support Since 15. That's A Joke, But Not By Much

I Like Getting Married, But I Don't Like Being Married.

Sometimes I Wonder How I Got Into Comedy At All.

I Had A Wonderful Experience On The Golf Course Today. I Had A Hole In Nothing. Missed The Ball And Sank The Divot.

Maxwell Is Serious, Dedicated, Awkward, Forgetful, Pompous To A Certain Degree, Sentimental.