I Always Told Everybody The Perfect Joke

I Don't Have Any Ambition.

I Never Do Impressions, But I Probably Should. People Like That Stuff.

The Character Of Giving Advice Often Makes Us Accountable For The Conduct Of Those We Advise.

If You Desire Praise Or Esteem, Endeavor To Merit It.

Happiness Is Less Regulated By External Circumstances Than Inward Enjoyment. Whoever Is Happy In The Satisfaction Of Himself Feels Imperturbable Felicity; But He, Who Trusts Entirely To The World For The Disposition Of His Peace, Must Inevitably Participate [in] Many Privations And Disappointments.