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You Can't Love Your Team Without Hating Another Team.

Louis [c.k.] Is Great. But I Don't Know How Many You Could Do.

Though You May Be Last To Discover Your Follies, Be Always First To Correct Them.

I've Been In Theaters. Like Brian Regan, Who I Love - Loved Him So Much More When He Did The Improvs. And Then In A Big Theater - Nobody's That Good.

This Is A Thing I Read By A Scientist... It Said Scientists Now Say That A Man Thinks About Sex Once Every 7.3 Seconds. Now, I Know What I Think Every 7.3 Seconds. It's Just A Bunch Of Meaningless Gibberish.