It Is Better To Be Idle Than

I've Always Been Very Averse To Innuendo, Especially Sexual. I Find It Cowardly Or Something.

Education Makes Some Men Wiser, Others More Ridiculous And Foolish!

I'm Thankful For Women. I Think Women Are More Intelligent Than Men. Also, Without Women, There Would Be No Cookies.

I Don't Have Any Ego About It, But I Find There's Not A Great Work Ethic In Show Business. A Lot Of People Are In It To Make Money, And Coming From Stand-up, You Have To Work So Hard Because Almost Nothing Works, And If You Lose The Audience For Three Minutes, You're Dead.

In Love, First Please The Eye, Then Win The Heart.