It Is Better To Be Idle Than

If You're Looking For The Suspect In A Suicide Bombing, Here's A Clue: Look For The Dead Guy.

A Man's Enemies Are Those He Should Endeavor First To Make His Friends.

Instead Of Loving Your Enemies, Have No Enemies To Love.

When I Started In Canada, I Just Did Stand-up.

I Had A Show That People Thought Used A Laugh Track. It Wasn't; It Was The Real Audience Going Crazy After Everything That Resembled A Joke, That They Could Technically Call A Joke.