I Always Thought Music Was More Important

Money Is Not The Most Important Thing In The World. Love Is. Fortunately, I Love Money.

I've Found That My Humor Goes Over Big In London.

Did You Hear About The Accountant Who Became Am Embezzler? He Ran Away With The Accounts Payable!

The New York Times Distorts And Defrauds The News And Then Claims To Be Impartial. They Never Give An Even-handed Version Of The News - That's The Last Thing They'd Ever Do.

Jews Are The Best Dressers In The World. They Buy The Best Clothes, The Best Homes, The Best Cars. The Best Of Everything. The Only Thing Is, They Get It For Less.