I Always Run In The Morning On

I Don't Care If My Jokes Are Appropriate For A Kid.

Trust Me, Kids - Your Homework Can Wait. Don't Need To Be Doing Homework While Whose Line Is On; Skip It!

In Any Other Job, They're Truck Drivers. In Show-biz, They're Transportation Captains.

International Soccer Has Been A Big Part Of My Love For The Sport. I Love The Men's National Team. I Can Say That They're My Favorite Sports Team.

I Used To Go To The Library All The Time When I Was Kid. As A Teenager, I Got A Book On How To Write Jokes At The Library, And That, In Turn, Launched My Comedy Career.