I Always Run In The Morning On

The Less [government] The Better.

I Used To Go To The Cleveland Comedy Club All The Time. If There Was A Comic I Liked, I'd Go See Him Two Or Three Times That Week. Bob Saget Was One Of Those Guys.

I Wish I Could End Every Rap Song I Didn't Like With A Buzzer.

I'm Not A Good Lover, But At Least I'm Fast.

Every Election I Have To Hold My Nose To Vote.