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As Far As Your Personal Goals Are And What You Actually Want To Do With Your Life, It Should Never Have To Do With The Government. You Should Never Depend On The Government For Your Retirement, Your Financial Security, For Anything. If You Do, You're Screwed.

I Don't Think There's Hardly A Comic Out There That Does Clean Material All The Way Around. There's A Couple Of Guys That Are Clean, But I'm Not One Of Them.

I'm Down To Earth; People Sense That And They Appreciate It.

What Right Does A Politician Have To Tell Me What I Can And Cannot Watch? Change The Channel If You Don't Like What's On Tv!

If You're Wearing A Bluetooth Thing And You've Got That Thing On Your Belt, You Are Working For Somebody Else. You Are Not The Guy In Charge. That's A Really Good Social Status Indicator.