I'm Not Against Ratings Per Se. I

I Can't Do That. I'm Already The Single Guy Living In His Parents' House. I Can't Be Seen Digging A Grave In The Middle Of The Night.

People Laugh To Forget Their Troubles, And To Forget Their Troubles They Like To Look At People Who Aren't Doing Better Than They Are.

I Don't Think There's Hardly A Comic Out There That Does Clean Material All The Way Around. There's A Couple Of Guys That Are Clean, But I'm Not One Of Them.

As Far As Your Personal Goals Are And What You Actually Want To Do With Your Life, It Should Never Have To Do With The Government. You Should Never Depend On The Government For Your Retirement, Your Financial Security, For Anything. If You Do, You're Screwed.

Things Don't Make Me Nearly As Happy As Talking And Having A Beer With My Friends. And That's Something Everyone Can Do.