I Always Knew I Didn't Want Kids,

I Like People Who Would Rather Something Be Discovered Than Shoved In Your Face.

Sometimes, To Keep Things Exciting, I Decorate My House As If I Owned A Child. I'll Toss A Tiny Pair Of Shoes In The Hallway Or Lean Small Wooden Crutches In What I Refer To As 'the Baby's Room,' Which Is Actually A Tiny Space Where I Make Things. I Continue To Call It The Baby's Room Because It Confuses People And It's Creepy.

I Always Find Something To Keep Me Busy.

Although It Has Been Said That Idle Hands Are The Devil's Workshop, When It Comes To Teenagers, Both Idle And Active Hands Are The Devil's Workshop.

I Like To Play Unattractive People Who Think They're Pretty. You Can Do What You Want, But I Prefer To Look Interesting.