I Am An Aging Girl Scout.

We're All Used To Seeing Pretty People. I Want To See Real People.

Sometimes, To Keep Things Exciting, I Decorate My House As If I Owned A Child. I'll Toss A Tiny Pair Of Shoes In The Hallway Or Lean Small Wooden Crutches In What I Refer To As 'the Baby's Room,' Which Is Actually A Tiny Space Where I Make Things. I Continue To Call It The Baby's Room Because It Confuses People And It's Creepy.

I Like To Be Around Entertaining People. Even If They're Bored, And You're In A Convalescent Home, There's Something Entertaining About That, In A Way.

I Swear I Want To Be A Food Model.

There Is Nothing Wrong With Not Wanting To Be A Hospitable Person And Have Groups Of People In Your Home Touching Your Personables.