Before We Got Engaged, He Never Farted.

Someone Told Me That When They Go To Vermont, They Feel Like They're Home. I'm That Way At Saks.

It's So Easy To Judge Everybody And For Some Reason Extra Weight Is The One Thing Everything Feels Ok To Joke About.

I Was Just The Youngest In The Family, And Most In Desperate Need Of Attention.

I Am Conversational - I Just Like To Engage And Talk About Things.

I've Got Big Feet, So Filling Someone Else's Big Shoes Doesn't Scare Me.