Before We Got Engaged, He Never Farted.

Don't Compare Yourself With Someone Else's Version Of Happy Or Thin. Accepting Yourself Burns The Most Calories.

Someone Told Me That When They Go To Vermont, They Feel Like They're Home. I'm That Way At Saks.

Before We Got Engaged, He Never Farted. Now It's A Second Language.

I Was Just The Youngest In The Family, And Most In Desperate Need Of Attention.

I'm So Into Momminess.