Before We Got Engaged, He Never Farted.

You Can Always Tell When Someone's Lying To You, Because They're Male.

My Favorite Machine At The Gym Is The Vending Machine.

I Am Conversational - I Just Like To Engage And Talk About Things.

Being In Therapy Is Great. I Spend An Hour Just Talking About Myself. It's Kinda Like Being The Guy On A Date.

You Can't Get Any Braver Than Going On National Television To Be Weighed.