Before We Got Engaged, He Never Farted.

I'm So Into Momminess.

As A Kid, I Always Wanted To Be Carol Burnett Or Johnny Carson. I Love To Chat And Entertain.

My Father Can Not Finish A Sentence. When We Were Kids He Would Go, 'girls The Most Important Thing In Life To Remember Is...' 'daddy, What Is It?' 'what's What, Honey?' 'the Most Important Thing In Life To Remember.' 'oh, What's That?'

I Grew Up Thinking That If I Wanted To Go Be Prime Minister, I Could.

You Can Always Tell When Someone's Lying To You, Because They're Male.