Before We Got Engaged, He Never Farted.

Before We Got Engaged, He Never Farted. Now It's A Second Language.

I Was Just The Youngest In The Family, And Most In Desperate Need Of Attention.

Being In Therapy Is Great. I Spend An Hour Just Talking About Myself. It's Kinda Like Being The Guy On A Date.

I Constantly Walk Into A Room And I Don't Remember Why. But For Some Reason, I Think There's Going To Be A Clue In The Fridge.

When Yer In A Funk, People In Love Are A Royal Pain In The Patookus.