I Admit, I Have A Tremendous Sex

Remarrying A Husband You've Divorced Is Like Having Your Appendix Put Back In.

In Most States You Can Get A Driver's License When You're Sixteen Years Old, Which Made A Lot Of Sense To Me When I Was Sixteen Years Old But Now Seems Insane.

The Reason Women Don't Play Football Is Because 11 Of Them Would Never Wear The Same Outfit In Public.

To Get A Roaster Clean, Send Something Like Baked Apples In It To A Neighbor. Neighbors Always Return Pans Spotless, And You Won't Have To Use A Blow Torch On It Like You Usually Do.

There's So Little Money In My Bank Account, My Scenic Checks Show A Ghetto.