I Admit, I Have A Tremendous Sex

Old Age Is When The Liver Spots Show Through Your Gloves.

Oh, That Dog! Ever Hear Of A German Shepherd That Bites Its Nails? Barks With A Lisp? You Say, "attack!" And He Has One. All He Does Is Piddle. He's Nothing But A Fur-covered Kidney That Barks.

Burt Reynolds Once Asked Me Out. I Was In His Room.

My Husband Is So Useless That It's Hard For Me To Be Romantic With Him. I Get Down On The Floor And Say, If You Love Me, Blink Your Eyes.

My Doctor Is A Family Physician. He Treats My Family And I Support His.