I Admit, I Have A Tremendous Sex

Every Time I Go Near The Stove, The Dog Howls.

Life Is A Do-it-yourself Kit, So Do It Yourself. Work. Practice.

I Admit, I Have A Tremendous Sex Drive. My Boyfriend Lives Forty Miles Away.

I Was The World's Ugliest Baby. When I Was Born, The Doctor Slapped Everybody.

The Only Thing My Husband And I Have In Common Is That We Were Married On The Same Day.