I Admit, I Have A Tremendous Sex

He Has So Many Muscles He Has To Make An Appointment To Move His Fingers.

I Like To Serve Chocolate Cake, Because It Doesn't Show The Dirt.

Just The Other Day I Said To Fang, "don't You Think We've Got A Storybook Romance?" And He Said, "yes, And Every Page Is Ripped.

My Husband Is So Useless That It's Hard For Me To Be Romantic With Him. I Get Down On The Floor And Say, If You Love Me, Blink Your Eyes.

Carry An Oar When You Drive. Three Times I've Ended Up In Water.