I Admit, I Have A Tremendous Sex

Choose A Checked Or Striped Wall Paper. People Will Be Halfway Home Before They Are Able To Focus.

This Woman Goes Into A Gun Shop And Says, 'i Want To Buy A Gun For My Husband.' The Clerk Says, 'did He Tell You What Kind Of Gun?' 'no,' She Replied. 'he Doesn't Even Know I'm Going To Shoot Him.

There's Such A Buildup Of Crud In My Oven, There's Only Room To Bake A Single Cupcake.

A Smile Is A Curve That Sets Everything Straight.

I Spent Seven Hours In A Beauty Shop... And That Was For The Estimate.