I Admit, I Have A Tremendous Sex

I'll Never Forget My First Fur. It Was A Modest Little Stole. Modest? People Thought I Was Wearing Anchovies.

I Should Have Suspected My Husband Was Lazy. On Our Wedding Day, His Mother Told Me: "i'm Not Losing A Son; I'm Gaining A Couch."

Sex Is Identical To Comedy In That It Involves Timing.

Once Fang Took Pep Pills And They Worked - The Only Time He Ever Ran To Bed.

Nothing Was Happening In The Bedroom. I Nicknamed Our Waterbed The Dead Sea.