Every Time I Go Near The Stove,

Life Is A Do-it-yourself Kit, So Do It Yourself. Work. Practice.

The Only Time I Ever Enjoyed Ironing Was The Day I Accidentally Got Gin In The Steam Iron.

Fang Can't Stand To See Trash & Garbage Lying Around The House. He Can't Stand The Competition.

Remember, Only A Policeman Is Allowed To Express Himself On An Expressway.

Actually, I Comb My Hair Quite Often. Of Course, I Use An Electric Toothbrush.