Every Time I Go Near The Stove,

Have The Man At The Station Put The Air In The Tires. I Did It Once Myself. Have You Ever Seen A Car With A Limp?

Next To Gold And Jewelry, Health Is The Most Important Thing You Can Have.

I Like To Serve Chocolate Cake, Because It Doesn't Show The Dirt.

Once Fang Took Pep Pills And They Worked - The Only Time He Ever Ran To Bed.

Any Time Three New Yorkers Get Into A Cab Without An Argument, A Bank Has Just Been Robbed.