Every Time I Go Near The Stove,

I'm From Such An Old Family, It's Been Condemned.

It Would Seem That Something Which Means Poverty, Disorder And Violence Every Single Day Should Be Avoided Entirely, But The Desire To Beget Children Is A Natural Urge.

What I Don't Like About Office Christmas Parties Is Looking For A Job The Next Day.

I'm Looking For A Perfume To Overpower Men - I'm Sick Of Karate.

I'm The Woman Who Used To Think That Middle-age Spread Was A Cocktail Dip.