Every Time I Go Near The Stove,

I Am Descended From A Very Long Line My Mother Once Foolishly Listened To.

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No Matter What Time Your Guests Arrive, Pretend They're Early, So Naturally You're Not Ready.

The Doctor Looked My Body Over. I Said: Is There Any Hope? He Said: Yes. Reincarnation.

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