I'm The Fun Dad, I Am Also

I Just Try To Think Of All The Things That Could Go Wrong So In That Split Second When It Happens, Maybe Your Body Reacts In A Way Where It Protects You Just A Little.

I Am Nothing That Isn't Professional.

I Actually Got Stabbed At My Friend's Bachelor Party. In Real Life.

My Parents Said That I Was Nine Months Old And Would Throw Myself Out Of The Crib Onto The Floor Continually. As Soon As They Left The Room After Putting Me Back In They'd Hear A Big Bump And I'd Be On The Floor Again.

But I Can Still Lick The Spoon!