I'm The Fun Dad, I Am Also

I Don't Remember The First Stunt I Ever Did.

I Feel Like My Eyes Have Gonorrhea.

I Love The Tabloids Except For When I'm In 'em. Especially With The Stuff They Wrote About Jessica And I - It's Obviously Not True.

If Someone Hits Me I Consider It A Challenge.

I Want To Do Dramas. I Want To Do Comedies.