I'm The Fun Dad, I Am Also

People Go To Car Races To Watch The Crashes.

I'm Lucky Enough To Be With Someone, And I Am Happy.

If Someone Hits Me I Consider It A Challenge.

What An Honor That Stephen Prouty Got Nominated For Best Makeup And Hairstyling For Jackass Presents Bad Grandpa. Am I As Stunned As Everyone Else We Didn’t Get The Nod For Best Picture? Well Of Course, Duh, But I Won’t Let That Take Away From My Happiness For Steve, Tony Gardner, And Our Whole Makeup Team. Wahoo!

I Actually Got Stabbed At My Friend's Bachelor Party. In Real Life.