I'm The Fun Dad, I Am Also

I Think I'm A Little Concussed.

I Love Louisiana. It's Amazing.

People Think By Challenging Me They're Going To Show They're Tough. But I'm Not Tough. Decent Drinker. Not Such A Bad Kisser. But Not A Great Fighter.

What Calmed Me Down Finally Was When My Girlfriend Got Pregnant.

You Were About Five Feet Short Of A Ten Feet Jump?