I Abhor Nothing More Than Bumping Into

The Outfits Come And Go But There Is A Constant That I Like About The Catwalk Model: The Snotty Expression.

My Eyebrows Could Do With A Trim.

Ninety-eight Per Cent Of Laughter Is Nothing To Do With Jokes, Which Do Not Deserve To Bear The Weight Of All The Funny Stuff In The World.

Acting Is The Most Demanding, Painful Job In The World.

It's Worth Turning Up To An Awards Gig If You Know You've Won One But, Since You Never Do Know, It's Not Worth It.