I Abhor Nothing More Than Bumping Into

My Eyebrows Could Do With A Trim.

Reading The Play At Home, However Fulfilling, Can Never Be The Vivacious Experience That Shakespeare Intended.

I See My Large Nose, Like Half An Avocado. I Broke It Falling Downstairs When I Was Six, And It Now Resembles A Large Blob Of Play-dough.

I'm An Armchair Kind Of Guy, Especially When It's Raining, Which It Always Is And Always Will Be.

Acting In A Stage Play Is Like Working The Evening Shift In An Office.