I Abhor Nothing More Than Bumping Into

I Find It Hilarious That There Are Academics Who Try To Analyse Chemical Changes In The Brains Of Students While Exposing Them To Gags.

My Sister-in-law Believes That Few Narratives Are So Tightly Constructed That You Can't Skip Boring Bits And Still Keep Abreast Of What's Going On.

Every Generation Of Children Has Its Private Hero.

Listening To Chris Moyles On Radio 1 Is The Most Miserable Thing Any Human Being Can Do, But Attending Awards Ceremonies Isn't Far Behind.

I See My Large Nose, Like Half An Avocado. I Broke It Falling Downstairs When I Was Six, And It Now Resembles A Large Blob Of Play-dough.