I Abhor Nothing More Than Bumping Into

The Moon Puts On An Elegant Show, Different Every Time In Shape, Colour And Nuance.

Obviously I Am Not Bothered About Men's Fashion - Is Anyone, Apart From Jonathan Ross?

I Like Doing Things I Haven't Learnt About Yet. I've Always Been Interested In Art, And I Love Doing Art.

I Find It Hilarious That There Are Academics Who Try To Analyse Chemical Changes In The Brains Of Students While Exposing Them To Gags.

If You Want To Write Something Of Length, However Modern And Radical, You Must Live The Life Of An Elderly Gentleman Of The 1950s.