I'm An Armchair Kind Of Guy, Especially

About Every Four Years, Someone Says To Me, "i've Got A Friend Who Looks Exactly Like You." What Can You Say To This?

Acting Is The Most Demanding, Painful Job In The World.

Ninety-eight Per Cent Of Laughter Is Nothing To Do With Jokes, Which Do Not Deserve To Bear The Weight Of All The Funny Stuff In The World.

I See My Large Nose, Like Half An Avocado. I Broke It Falling Downstairs When I Was Six, And It Now Resembles A Large Blob Of Play-dough.

I Find It Hilarious That There Are Academics Who Try To Analyse Chemical Changes In The Brains Of Students While Exposing Them To Gags.