Hurry N: The Dispatch Of Bunglers.

He Laughs Best Who Laughs Least.

A Comely Female Inhabiting The Mohammedan Paradise To Make Things Cheery For The Good Mussulman, Whose Belief In Her Existence Marks A Noble Discontent With His Earthly Spouse, Whom He Denies A Soul.

Proboscis, N. The Rudimentary Organ Of An Elephant Which Serves Him In Place Of The Knife-and-fork That Evolution Has As Yet Denied Him. For Purposes Of Humor It Is Popularly Called A Trunk.

Advice: The Suggestions You Give Someone Else Which You Hope Will Work For Your Benefit.

Ass, N. A Public Singer With A Good Voice But No Ear.