Lawyer, N. One Skilled In Circumvention Of

Year: A Period Of Three Hundred And Sixty-five Disappointments.

Improvidence, N. Provision For The Needs Of To-day From The Revenues Of To-morrow.

Magpie, N.: A Bird Whose Theivish Disposition Suggested To Someone That It Might Be Taught To Talk.

Carnivorous, Adj. Addicted To The Cruelty Of Devouring The Timorous Vegetarian, His Heirs And Assigns.

Turkey: A Large Bird Whose Flesh, When Eaten On Certain Religious Anniversaries Has The Peculiar Property Of Attesting Piety And Gratitude.