Humor Is The Instinct For Taking Pain

Emotion Is The Surest Arbiter Of A Poetic Choice, And It Is The Priest Of All Supreme Unions In The Mind

A Liberal Mind Is A Mind That Is Able To Imagine Itself Believing Anything.

Dogs Laugh, But They Laugh With Their Tails.

I Don't Know Why It Is We Are In Such A Hurry To Get Up When We Fall Down. You Might Think We Would Lie There And Rest For A While.

Patriotism Is One Of The Unalterable Facts Of Man's Nature. It Is A Virtue If You Like It, And A Vice If You Don't Like It.