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A Joke Is Not A Thing But A Process, A Trick You Play On The Listener's Mind. You Start Him Off Toward A Plausible Goal, And Then By A Sudden Twist You Land Him Nowhere At All Or Just Where He Didn't Expect To Go.

I Don't Know Why It Is We Are In Such A Hurry To Get Up When We Fall Down. You Might Think We Would Lie There And Rest For A While.

A Smile Is The Universal Welcome.

Robert Benchley Has A Style That Is Weak And Lies Down Frequently To Rest.

The Real Guarantee Of Freedom Is An Equilibrium Of Social Forces In Conflict, Not The Triumph Of Any One Force.