I Don't Know Why It Is We

A Joke Is Not A Thing But A Process, A Trick You Play On The Listener's Mind. You Start Him Off Toward A Plausible Goal, And Then By A Sudden Twist You Land Him Nowhere At All Or Just Where He Didn't Expect To Go.

The Worst Enemy Of Human Hope Is Not Brute Facts, But Men Of Brains Who Will Not Face Them.

Dogs Laugh, But They Laugh With Their Tails. And A Tail Is An Awkward Thing To Laugh With, As You Can See By The Way They Bend Themselves Half Double In Extreme Hilarity Trying To Get That Rear-end Exuberance Forward Into The Main Scene Of Action. What Puts Man On A Higher Stage Of Evolution Is That He Has Got His Laugh On The Right End.

Living Well Is The Best Revenge.if Opportunity Doesn't Knock, Build A Door.

Humor Is The Instinct For Taking Pain Playfully.