The Defining Function Of The Artist Is

Laughter Is, After Speech, The Chief Thing That Holds Society Together.

There Is Something Self-defeating In The Too-conscious Pursuit Of Pleasure.

A Joke Is Not A Thing But A Process, A Trick You Play On The Listener's Mind. You Start Him Off Toward A Plausible Goal, And Then By A Sudden Twist You Land Him Nowhere At All Or Just Where He Didn't Expect To Go.

Laughter Puts Your Brain, Your Central Nervous System And Your Whole Being Into A State Of Free Play.

It Is The Ability To Take A Joke, Not Make One, That Proves You Have A Sense Of Humor.