The Defining Function Of The Artist Is

There Is Truth In The High Opinion That In So Far As A Man Conforms, He Ceases To Exist.

Patriotism Is One Of The Unalterable Facts Of Man's Nature. It Is A Virtue If You Like It, And A Vice If You Don't Like It.

A Smile Is The Universal Welcome.

The Defining Function Of The Artist Is To Cherish Consciousness.

Robert Benchley Has A Style That Is Weak And Lies Down Frequently To Rest.