The Problem With The World Is That

The Only Way To Find The Best Actor Would Be To Let Everybody Play Hamlet And Let The Best Man Win.

Things Are Never So Bad They Can't Be Made Worse.

Capt. Renault: What On Earth Brought You To Casablanca? Rick Blaine: My Health, I Came To Casablanca For The Waters. Capt. Renault: The Waters? What Waters? We're In The Desert! Rick Blaine: I Was Misinformed.

Acting Is Like Sex: You Either Do It And Don't Talk About It, Or You Talk About It And Don't Do It. That's Why I'm Always Suspicious Of People Who Talk Too Much About Either.

A Hot Dog At The Game Beats Roast Beef At The Ritz.