Ain’t Nothing A Man Can’t Do If

There Is More To Talking Than Just Words.

(on Bette Davis) Even When I Was Carrying A Gun, She Scared The Be-jesus Out Of Me.

There Never Seems To Be Any Trouble Brewing Around A Bar Until A Woman Puts That High Heel Over The Brass Rail. Don't Ask Me Why, But Somehow Women At Bars Seem To Create Trouble Among Men.

The Whole World Is About Three Drinks Behind.

I Let My Drinking Do The Talking.