Humor Is An Excellent Method Of Keeping

Another Dead Body. Every Year It Is The Same. Every Year, Another Dead Body.

Your Trousers Are On Fire. I Would Have Told You, But You So Dislike Advice.

Cats Always Pick The Laps Of The People Who Don't Like Them.

Sometimes The Characters Develop Almost Without Your Knowing It. You Find Them Doing Things You Hadn't Planned On, And Then I Have To Go Back To Page 42 And Fix Things. I'm Not Recommending It As A Way To Write. It's Very Sloppy, But It Works For Me.

Stereotypes Are Awfully Misleading. There Are Typical Librarians, But Not All Librarians Are Typical.