List Of Librarian Quotes

Once They Were Librarians, But That Is A Subject They Will Only Discuss If Heavily Intoxicated.

Knowledge Was Power, But A Good Librarian Did Not Hoard The Gift. She Taught Others How To Find, Where To Look, How To See.

Librarians Are Like Crack Dealers When It Comes To Hooking Small Children.

Stereotypes Are Awfully Misleading. There Are Typical Librarians, But Not All Librarians Are Typical.

Librarians As A Race Tend To Be Tedious.

Of Course It's All Right For Librarians To Smell Of Drink.

You Get All Sorts Of People In The Library, And The Librarian Gets It All.

When You Are Writing, Of Course, You Have To Do All That Writing And Correcting For Yourself. When I Was A Librarian It Was Expected That I Would Know About A Wide Range Of Books.

Someone Out There Was About To Find That Their Worst Nightmare Was A Maddened Librarian. With A Badge.

So, There I Was, Tied To An Altar Made From Outdated Encyclopedias, About To Get Sacrificed To The Dark Powers By A Cult Of Evil Librarians.

Our Concern For The Future Can Be Tested By How Well We Support Our Libraries.

I Go Into My Library And All History Unrolls Before Me.