Cats Always Pick The Laps Of The

But The Dust! And The Clutter! My Housewifely And Scholarly Instincts Were Equally Offended.

Martyrdom Is Often The Result Of Excessive Gullibility.

Most Men Are Reasonably Useful In A Crisis. The Difficulty Lies In Convincing Them That The Situation Has Reached A Critical Point

Peculiar Or Not, It Is My Idea Of Pleasure. Why, Why Else Do You Lead This Life You Don't Enjoy It? Don't Talk Of Duty To Me; You Men Always Have Some High-sounding Excuse For Indulging Yourselves. You Go Gallivanting Over The Earth, Climbing Mountains, Looking For The Sources Of The Nile; And Expect Women To Sit Dully At Home Embroidering. I Embroider Very Badly. I Think I Would Excavate Rather Well.

If Someone Lies Down And Invites You To Trample Upon Him, You Are A Remarkable Individual If You Decline The Invitation.