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Senator Chris Dodd Unveiled His Plan To Reduce Corruption In The Senate. He's Retiring.

Of Course, Republicans Still Can't Believe That Barack Obama Won The Nobel Peace Prize. But Then Democrats Can't Believe That Sarah Palin Wrote A Book.

The Big Question Now Is Who Will Take Power In Afghanistan Once The Taliban Is Defeated. I Was Thinking, How About Al Gore? He's Not Doing Anything, He Needs A Job, And He's Already Got The Beard.

When A Candidate Walks Away From A Reality Show, That's When You Know They're Serious About Being President Of The United States.

Fox News Has Changed Its Slogan From 'fair And Balanced' To 'see, I Told You So!'