Give Me Golf Clubs, Fresh Air And

Age Is Strictly A Case Of Mind Over Matter. If You Don't Mind, It Doesn't Matter.

It's Not So Much Knowing When To Speak, When To Pause.

Age Is Something That Doesn't Matter, Unless You Are A Cheese. Age Is Strictly A Case Of Mind Over Matter. If You Don't Mind, It Doesn't Matter.

I Must Be Cheaper Now Than I Was Ten Years Ago In Order To Get A Laugh. It's Not Funny Now If I Leave The Table And Give The Waiter A Nickel Tip, Which Was A Laugh Years Ago. Today I Must Maneuver It So That Somehow I Get The Waiter To Give Me A Nickel Tip.

Gags Die, Humor Doesn't.