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Originality Is The Fine Art Of Remembering What You Hear But Forgetting Where You Heard It.

Everyone Is In Awe Of The Lion Tamer In A Cage With Half A Dozen Lions-everyone But A School Bus Driver.

The Best Intelligence Test Is What We Do With Our Leisure.

In A Hierarchy Every Employee Tends To Rise To His Level Of Incompetence ... In Time Every Post Tends To Be Occupied By An Employee Who Is Incompetent To Carry Out Its Duties ... Work Is Accomplished By Those Employees Who Have Not Yet Reached Their Level Of Incompetence.

It Usually Takes Two People To Make One Of Them Angry.