The Best Intelligence Test Is What We

Two Can Live As Cheaply As One - If They Both Have Good Jobs.

I Inherited My Ability From Both Parents; My Mother's Ability For Spending Money, And My Father's Ability For Not Earning It.

Slump, And The World Slumps With You. Push, And You Push Alone.

In A Hierarchy Every Employee Tends To Rise To His Level Of Incompetence ... In Time Every Post Tends To Be Occupied By An Employee Who Is Incompetent To Carry Out Its Duties ... Work Is Accomplished By Those Employees Who Have Not Yet Reached Their Level Of Incompetence.

As The Farmer Said, "i'm Not Greedy, All I Want Is The Land Next To Mine.