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When You See Yourself Quoted In Print And You’re Sorry You Said It, It Suddenly Becomes A Misquotation.

The Seaman Tells Stories Of Winds, The Ploughman Of Bulls; The Soldier Details His Wounds, The Shepherd His Sheep.

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An Optimist Expects His Dreams To Come True; A Pessimist Expects His Nightmares To.