Hitler Was About Population Control.

Women Are Like Parking Spots, The Best Ones Are Handicapped.

They Don't Know I'm Staring, What Does It Matter If I Keep On Doing It?

I Procrastinate So Much And I Get Distracted By Anything.

I Don't Like The Term 'black People', I Find It Demeaning To Those Of Us That Actually Qualify As 'people'.

Is 'garden State' The Next 'citizen Kane'? Of Course Not. I'd Like To Think We Aimed A Little Higher Than That, Frankly.