I Really Couldn't Say How Famous I

Every Single Person Wants To Do It, Don't Hate Me Because I Had The Guts To Follow My Heart!

I Don't Think It's That Bad, I Mean, I Love People Following Me Around And Helping Me Do Stuff.

Hitler Had The Right Idea. He Was Just An Underachiever.

I Think There Are Bound To Be Obstacles In Any Path To Success. I Mean, I'm Jewish, And There's Nothing I Can Do About That. Instead Of Sitting Around And Feeling Sorry For Myself, I Got Over It And Did Something With My Life.

If You're Dumb Enough To Volunteer For The Army, I Don't See Why We're Supposed To Feel So Bad When You Get Shot. I'm Not Saying We Should Throw A Party Or Anything, But Is It Such A Tragedy? If I'd Gotten Shot Before I Made 'garden State', Yeah, That's A Tragedy, But Some Red-state Hick Getting His Legs Blown Off? Come On.